The art of insulting

 Warning I don't think any kids should be learning this stuff, so yeah I can't stop you rely no need for my to go through all the trouble of underling and making all these words bold, I think I'll stop now 

This will be the worst line up of insults, insults that will make people cry, laugh at you, get angry or maybe just maybe if it is timed well enough stop them in their tracks.

The Basics
First of lets start with a few classics.
 * 1) Oh piss off
 * 2) Oh go fly a kite
 * 3) I hope something unpleasent happens to you
 * 4) You smell of (insert any word here for example cabbadge, shit, milk, blue vain cheese etc.)
 * 5) I fart in your general direction
 * 6) You sicken me
 * 7) This is called a dollar we use it to by things... ok
 * 8) your really not to bright are you?
 * 9) you son of a mother (if they get angry at this use number 8 on them)

May leave a sting

 * 1) Hello I'm writting a list of all the disapointmets in my life... how do you spell your last name again?
 * 2) I really hope there's no god... because if he looks anything like you it will be sher disappointment for the entire christian faith
 * 3) Does your family even have enough money for you to have a shower in the morning because well face it your stincking up the place
 * 4) I'm sorry I only speak to intellagent people.. so do me a favour and piss off
 * 5) Your girlfriend must be sad... dating a little prick like you
 * 6) Next time you see your mother tell her I got those condoms she wanted